Your brother’s umbilical cord

Man, I’m not even instigating this stuff anymore. I go to parties these days, and people demand it. Plus the average game has still been mostly newbies, so the meme continues to spread like wildfire in a hotcake forest.

Somewhere, a drunken aerospace engineer is saying the reverse.

ROUND 1
Drugs (buggery-related nudity!)
Couch
Vomit
Village
Carving
Hot
Blood

ROUND 2
Osama
Sundial
Torching
Care
Months

Highlights include “Vomit,” “Blood,” and especially “Drugs,” which manages to miraculously clean itself up after venturing into anal rape, multiple kinds of narcotics, and gory suicide. Would that I could’ve been so lucky in my own life.

(The poor DEA agent is so suicidal, he’s shooting himself AGAIN after he’s already blown his clearly-labeled brains out.)

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