Appliance Heaven

I didn’t go to BotCon this year, but I’ve heard that the Paper Telephony was meager and unremarkable. Could it be because I failed to post these scans from the previous BotCon? Depriving our PT community of inspiration and reinforcement?

Yes. Yes it is.

So, with inexcusable tardiness… the Paper Telephones of BotCon 2007:

I hope you're happy, young man.

ROUND 1
Cop
Ice Cream (nudity!)
Taint (disjointed nudity!)
Cut
Eagle (nude bestiality!)
Graveyard
Cheesasaurus
Drunk

ROUND 2
Stronger
Stripper (nudity, but… costumed.)
Severed
Dog
Ice
Liberty
Stan Bush
Boobs (predictable nudity!)
Terminal

ROUND 3
Gingerbread
Ratchet (non-consensual nudity!)
Ghost
Executions
Special Olympics
Rock
Walky
Turtle Power
Love
Kiss
Batman

I recommend “Cut,” “Graveyard,” and “Rock.” Also notable is “Special Olympics,” which gave us the legendary Masturbating Sunflower Negro.

(Probably best to keep him away from “Ice“s Klan Grandma.)

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