Worst liquor thief

How does a man like me party on a night like New Year’s Eve? How else? With the Pizzaper Tizzelephone:

Poison Ivy?

I love that naked girl / Darth helmet. It’s like the old woman and the maiden.

There were three rounds, that wild night. This is from the same social pool as last time, so expect a similar level of in-joking, offensiveness, and dumbassery:

ROUND 1
Salvation
Driving
Dropped
Fire
PacMan
Drunk Girl
Drinks
Drunk
Taco

Of those, Fire definitely gets the Time-To-Cash-In-On-the-Iranian-Holocaust-Cartoon-Contest Award. (For the record, the Matt who provided the “Holocaust” sentence is himself Jewish. As are, like, five or six other people in our group, several of whose online names rhyme. Rhyme conspiratorially.)

So! Simultaneously, different folks were playing another round. WHO WILL WIN?

ROUND 2
El Chargo
Penguins
Hitchhikers
Bear
Beer
Fridge
Robots
Danced
Dicks (Predictable nudity!)

I really like “Beer” because the second picture goes from meaning “I’m so fucked up right now” to “You just vomited a bat. That is so fucked up.”

Oh, and I was just kidding about “who will win.” The only losers here are the ones who didn’t get laid. (HINT: ALMOST ALL OF US.)

Then our forces combined for:

ROUND 3
Snowman
Illusion (Holographic nudity!)
Frog (Muppet porn!)
You In Live! (Disembodied nudity! And Megatron porn!)
Eagle vs. Bear
Liquor
Turtle
Missiles
School

Of those, I recommend “Snowman,” “Frog,” and “Liquor.” Also, “School” is the reason these robots are studying Potassium. And if you don’t know why those robots are studying anything at all, much less Potassium, then… I’m sorry, it would do neither of us any good for me to explain. Take my word, everyone’s better off.

So that was New Year’s Eve! Either you’re jealous, or you’re fondly remembering. Next post: The mid-afternoon after.

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