From a distance

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I’m a particular fan of “It’s just a cunt punch” and “The Martian in the glen…” And I’ll give a special callout to “I was reading…” for presenting a transportation alternative that we should really look into as a society.

The gentleman with the raining head

Had a game of Paper Telephone with a crowd that was about half noob, half veteran. It was a good mix:

Father's Day special!

Games
Fondue
Crystals
Badger
Kitchen
Spider
World
Titillating
Family
Panda
Working
Christmas

I recommend “World,” “Family,” and “Panda,” because every PT page should end with a flowchart. The night’s Graphic Obscenity Award definitely goes to “Titillating,” as well as the Correct Latin Pluralization of “Penis” Award.

(The committee’s been waiting a long time to give that one out.)

The penguin’s expression

Hard to believe, but we almost went through an entire BotCon without a single game of Paper Telephone. Luckily the remaining few of us on Sunday night managed to pull this together:

To be fair, the glorification of dinosaur violence has not been causally linked to any upswing in actual dinosaur violence.

ROUND 1
Flames
Creeper
Cry
Crotch
Escalator
Fans
Death
Lincoln
Laser
Archer

ROUND 2
Mouth
California
Ant
Shorts
Grave
Girls
Coke
Stewardesses
Duran Duran
Doom

I recommend “Ant,” “Girls,” and “Coke.” Plus special mention to “Duran Duran” for giving us the transsexual, pantsless Beetle Bailey that King Features Syndicate has been denying us for decades.

Your brother’s umbilical cord

Man, I’m not even instigating this stuff anymore. I go to parties these days, and people demand it. Plus the average game has still been mostly newbies, so the meme continues to spread like wildfire in a hotcake forest.

Somewhere, a drunken aerospace engineer is saying the reverse.

ROUND 1
Drugs (buggery-related nudity!)
Couch
Vomit
Village
Carving
Hot
Blood

ROUND 2
Osama
Sundial
Torching
Care
Months

Highlights include “Vomit,” “Blood,” and especially “Drugs,” which manages to miraculously clean itself up after venturing into anal rape, multiple kinds of narcotics, and gory suicide. Would that I could’ve been so lucky in my own life.

(The poor DEA agent is so suicidal, he’s shooting himself AGAIN after he’s already blown his clearly-labeled brains out.)